TRUE STORY: So I was chatting online with a friend today about squirrels when all of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye I saw something fly across the room, low and behold, it was a squirrel WITH HOOFS!!! So not knowing what to do, I told this person what I saw, so she immediately told me to catch it! It was tough, those tiny hoofs still pack quite a punch, I got tiny bruises everywhere! It sucked like a piece of $#!7!!! Little bastard. So she mentioned that creatures of that sort were attracted to blankets so I got one and jumped the little bugger! Unfortunately, I squished the tiny thing. So this picture is in memory of what could have been, poor thing! I'm sorry... *sad sad sad

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note: this story may have been completely blown out of proportion